Another contestant for Batshit Babes 2014?

"Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole" (Dukie) 03/17/2014 at 17:11 • Filed to: Batshit Babes, NOT FLORIDA

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!!! UNSUPPORTED LINE BREAK IN HEADER !!!

McMike > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 03/17/2014 at 17:13

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"He pulled the knife from his chest, returned to his apartment at The Landings, 230 Silver Lake Road, which is across the street from the church, and waited on police and emergency workers to arrive."

All before the debris caution was over.

I agree, this is batshit. Front page material.

JustWaitingForAMate > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 03/17/2014 at 17:14

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"According to the news release, Stephanie Hamman said she had decided to live for God, and that God told her she should not smoke marijuana all day and night. God said that she only needed to smoke pot to relax at night."

I AM A VENGEFUL GOD, BUT I DO REALIZE YOU NEED TO GET YOUR BLAZE ON.

Mercedes Streeter > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 03/17/2014 at 17:23

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Chick looks 100% like my first girlfriend (even the buttchin). Same height and everything. She was just as batshit crazy as this chick too (probably even more).

Wouldn't be surprised that was actually her, and she changed her name.

Lord Of Winterfell > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 03/17/2014 at 21:03

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You can always see the insanity in the eyes. She has that same glazed over look I have seen in more than one crazy girl over the years.

coqui70 > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 03/17/2014 at 21:34

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She does look cray-cray - but in an alluring sort of way ... bet she's a firestorm in the sack. Just lock up the sharp pointy things. I like how the guy just pulled the knife out and went about his business.